What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Then let's have some coffee

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Me : Thank you.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What is your worst experience in life?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Tea ?

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).